What is it like to be a Malaysian (2015)

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

What is it like to be a Malaysian?

1) Breathe haze
2) Good Food
3) Kena Bully by Government
4) Kena Con by Government
5) Kena charge GST by Government
6) Kena Tariff hike from Tenaga
7) Kena Racial Abuse from certain quarters
8) Double Park
9) Triple Park
10) I Park where I like Park
11) Knowing there are still people backing and supporting a cancer which is killing the country
12) Government tell lies to you everyday
13) Government racially abuses you
14) Government create laws like magicians pulling rabbits out of hats
15) Voting doesn't even really matters
16) Not understanding Separation of Powers
16) Not understanding Check and Balance
17) Donation and Bribery is about the same
18) Reporting facts gets you banned
19) Every report against the Government is inCredible
20) One source which is Pro Government = The Gospel Truth
21) Bargaining
22) Complaining
23) Corrupt
24) Racist
25) Dealing with Pariah people on a daily basis
26) Every other person loves to drink KOPI
27) Internet is expensive and shitty
28) Mobile Internet is expensive and shitty
29) The currency is lower than backwards country such as Papua New Guinea (1PGK = RM 1.30+-)
30) Boycotting is a noble act
31) Knowing that a immigrant has voting rights
32) Overpaid stuffs (Starbucks... RM 18 for a Venti?!?!?!)
33) Ridiculous taxes on cars
34) Ridiculous quality on local cars
35) constantly wonder where all the profits of Petronas goes to?
36) Current/Next generation can't afford a house
37) RM 1.20++ for a Roti Canai
38) Paying Service Charge also being served like crap
39) Being told that saving from young makes you able to buy expensive jewelry
40) Buying Nasi Lemak from stalls which are located in front of a drain
41) Every economical problem are caused by the Chinese
42) Taxi man are gangsters and hustlers
43) Knowing that we are always behind Singapore
44) The number 2.6 and 700 are the most popular numbers
45) Occasionally being chased out of the country by Government for complaining
46) Wearing a yellow shirt might get you caught
47) Being brainwashed at a young age via public education
48) Anything which doesn't have tax revenue for the Government is illegal
49) Knowing where the Good Spa areas are
50) Throwing newborns is still a thing, even decapitating them
51) Incest is also popular among certain quarters (still?!?!)
52) Every other day the cops bust some drug operation
53) Knowing that there's one month in a year that God walk among men
54) Newspaper and local news reports are altered to anger you more
55) Opposition = Pot calling Kettle Black
56) Police backs Government =.=
57) Cronyism
58) Petrol price is "cheaperer" now.

Proud to be Malaysian?
Hate the Government but love the Country?

I have nothing to be proud of to be a Malaysian....except the food.

~suara seorang penumpang

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