Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (Movie Review)

My 3rd movie with Nuffnang (at Pavilion)... I think...

First being Law Abiding Citizen ( at Mid Valley)

Second being Star Trek (I think...at One Utama)

Holy mother cow la Churp Churp people damn long queue, scare the shyt out of me =P

Movie was AWE AWE AWE AWE AWE SOME!!!!!!!

Can Jizz

Can Cum

Can Orgasm

What was great is also my company was a cute sort of blind date.... It was smooth and nice... :)

But but but this is where it got fucking sucky

On my right.... Seats H11 and H12

Got one big orangutan of a girl

and one virgin of an ape

Seriously they were talking away throughout the fucking movie. Lemme transcript what I heard over the two hours.....

VirginFuck: Hey if I do this, is it okay?

Me: *gently turn over....wonder is he fingering her, if so...how did he passed through that layer of her tunder thighs?

FatOrangutan: No ar, it's okay... it's fine... most of my guy friend do this to me

Me: *wow, she must have hand HIV or something*

10 minutes later...

VirginFuck: Hey if I hold like this, will you slap me ar?

FatOrangutan: I think I'm gonna slap you soon lor

5 minutes later

VirginFuck: hey you know this friend..... bla bla bla gibberish Fuck nonsense.... bla bla bla bla bla

Fat Orangutan: yea maybe this.... maybe that....

Repeat from the top..... holy mother cock damn annoying....vomit blood.

But all in all... Nuffnang never fails to jaga its bloggers, even if it means putting noisy hand-holding virgins between us and make us enjoy the movie.

DiGi iPhone 4SURE I DO 1ST

The irony of doing this post is that I'm doing this particular blog post last. *brain dead* What am I gonna do FIRST when I get the iPhone 4s?

4SURE my first text is to the most special one

4SURE I call my loved one

4SURE I twit about it via the Twitter App

4SURE I upload photos on Facebook via DiGi's fastest 3G network. Now that iPhone4S supports up to 14.4 Mbps. Lightning!!!!

4SURE I blog about how super cool DiGi is giving me a nice phone

4SURE I tell about my friends about how affordable to get iPhone4S with DiGi

4SURE I will flirt with Siri.... rofl?

4SURE I will make a 1080p video

4SURE showoff to my friends

4SURE I'll get accessories for it

4SURE I will charge the battery

4SURE I will hug it

4SURE I will not let it go

What I do first with the iPhone4S is not important, what's 4SURE is that I'll love DiGi more when they give me the iPhone.

DiGi iPhone 4SURE SIRI ANSWERS

One was there since my first love in High school... always there when I needed it to work....to call my loved one.. Over 4 years it made my love life ever strong.... though it shattered anyways... Damn bitches... ROFL!

But DiGi was always there, even promise to cuddle my iPhone 4 for 2 years...That was short-lived as DiGi explored to greater heights for my love.... Then it revisited the Great Apple Tree to find a better catalyst for its powers. Hence, Siri was given to DiGi and........

It gave birth to the ever powerful iPhone4S that was powered by the Yellow Sun.... Granting greater access to knowledge and the coverage of the Yellow Sun

As DiGi lets me make my call

     Siri makes me RULE among all

DiGi iPhone 4SURE MOST AFFORDABLE

Since I have been enjoying meme(s) with most of my friends... I shall make one like it =D

 

 

Semestinya.... DiGi

in the memory of Steve Jobs

DiGi iPhone 4SURE 4 ME

Here's my rather too free vlog because pictures paint a TWO THOUSAND RINGGIT Phone =D

in the memory of Steve Jobs

STORM!!!

what a good timing for Celcom to start this contest...Same timing as our stormy weather nowadays... Lightning has been scary too...FREE MARKETING TOOL for Celcom!!! Heavy rain... lightning strike once only then people suddenly go "eh, you know what I wanna get a Blackberry Storm 2" P/s: I'm one of those people.... Ya, really need a new phone... I'm falling out of gaya here, my Motorola V9 and my Nokia 6233 is just making me look so outdated as a tech-geeky person. Always dreamt of a Blackberry...and the first Storm was kinda out... no WiFi??? I just need a new PHONE!!!!

And why Celcom over Maxis to hold the Storm... Cause Maxis just can't HANDLE IT!!! Not to trash talk bout Maxis here but I've been working close enough with Maxis people to know how shitty the service is.*FACTS FACTS FACTS* especially the one is Sunway Pyramid...gosh workers can even mock customers with sarcasm and even look down on them. Never once I heard complaints like these from Celcom users. Plus though I'm a DiGi + Hotlink User... I think it'll be cool to complete an all 3 telco lines in my pocket. What do we always hear bout Celcom?...For me, I hear that they have the best coverage plus the cheapest calls... I'm yet to switch though, may the BlackBerry be the connector between me and Celcom... and...
even STORM from X-Men agrees with me!-
STORMTASTIC!!!! Celcom FTW!!!

Why I like it Longer

Haha....

Looooooooooo000000000oooooooooo00000000000000000000GER!!!

Long has always been an issue... but let me share this story with you before I pitch my post...

I was at work (Machines Sunway Pyramid)...normal day but a African guy came... which an accent so THICK... came in asking for earphones with a long cable. Have you ever hear a black guy speak with a thick + English accent?

He came to me and this is what I heard, my colleague next to me heard the same thing

African dude: do you have an earphones which Longgar? you know... One side Longgar...I want a new one like this man.

Daniel: err...hmmm... ah huh.... yea... is it loose?... but we only sell this one sir... the Y-shaped earphones(equal length on both sides[as Apple only sell the Basic Apple earphones and other brands are also Y-shaped])

African dude: no no no no... longgar longgar.one side longgar...so it easier!..do you understand my English my friend?

Daniel: ya I do... 50:50...*one side loose? or what?.... damn*(took me awhile to actually notice his hand motion which actually says LONGER!!!)

Holy shyt... I told him that we don't have it and he walked off... we laughed through the whole night...

Longgar.... I mean...longer... has always been an issue in the society

hey... we should spend time longer, today you so free what...
hey.... I don't like Long-Distant relationship
hey... why so long never call me
hey... what took you so long
HEY... why yours so short one???? I love it LONGER!!!!!
Hey... SamyVellu... Longer Penang Bridge...possible not?
Hey... Subway 6 inch sandwich where got enough... take the longer one... foot-long!
hey... LONG TIME NO SEE... you SO FAT already ah!!!!
Spock: Live Long... and Prosper!

~my girlfriend is gonna kill me on this one... :(

Society tried making the word sound good... like iTalk, Digi, Maxis and Celcom.... talking longer and all.... but ehh... not interested!...

But then came along LG with the NEW CHOCOLATE phone!!! Well... Hope I get it! Fuck iPhone! though its great but every ama,akong,ah lian,ah beng, ah cai, ah mui, ma chan and etc etc uses WTF!!!! its not special anymore! Besides... 21:9 HD ratio... hmm.. movies like Avatar would never be the same again on a Phone! Holding the New Chocolate would just be an eye-catcher of the Day. Weeee....Adding to that, I can replace my Nokia 6233 which has a talk-time as long as 7 minutes(then it dies)... And my Motorola Razr2 V9 needs a new companion in my pocket. Plus, I can talk even Looooooooooo000000000oooooooooo00000000000000000000GER with my girl since my Hotlink is on my Nokia while Digi is on my Motorola... My Hotlink is building up credit like mad!!! RM100++ already!! and I only use it to text as I can't using it to call...battery issues.

~Note: My baby is a very nice girl... And I love that photo!!! =p

Law Abiding Student (Movie Review)

What law do I abide as a student? law of having fun!!!!!!!


when accounting teaches you about sneaky customers! *part B*


when girl wants to cut a guy's dick..... scary!




Spotted... couple Tuan Tynn and JC eating Indian food


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Later that evening, watch movie with Kelvin.... the tickets I gotten from Nuffnang!!! Thanks! Law Abiding Citizen!!!!




*waiting at Carl's Junior for the booth to open.... damn their so ngam ngam punctual...



*and first time seeing movie poster being changed...noob betul =p





*tix and a free badge... :D

Man da reen..... I duuuun NOE!!!! how?

gah... guess I'm gonna miss the chance to be part of this reality TV show..hmmm.. unless I don't go for short semester....hehe.

But still... I wanna try my luck..... the post is....

Tell us why you can be HP SPACE’s official blogger in the most creative way possible!
- screw mandarin requirement! that's my theme....

maybe my dad will sound like this if i got into the competition

but... chinese are still the greatest!

!burn!

Why I Want To Eat At Fridays?

Because I'm feeling really hungry now? I just ate a sausage McMuffin this morning....stomach singing song already!!! and I keep seeing T.G.I Fridays adverts flashing on my blog... not sakit mata...sakit perut!!! HUNGRY!!!!

Hmmm...honestly...I haven't EATEN in Fridays before....been there though...the Subang outlet to celebrate Kawan's birthday where he got to stand on the chair and got happy birthday song for him...*jealous gilerrrr* I only got a watermelon juice coz I was broke.....*sad...sympathy post maybe?? =p*

But drools ok!!!I see my kawan-kawan makan...I steal a little here and there...like tikus lidat...wakaka....pity me....parents never take me there before.... ='( I behave already what past few weeks....wahaha...demon me as usual!!

Isn't it nice to get Friday's to buy me lunch....finally my RM 39.90++ dream can come true!!!...mana tahu...ngam ngam my birthday dapat...woo hoo...no only that...can meet 49 great bloggers as well... =D *man I can picture myself there now*


*Thank you Thank you...you're far to kind!!!.....Joel's 21st at Friday's Subang Parade*


If mummy daddy can't do it.... Friday's CAN!!! right....right???