help....stalked by gay... lol

hehe...crazy friend

LOL

Stink!!!!

Good to be Back.... =p

Short Sem....

The hell is starting now though.... bluh!!!

Jokes were nice...and every funny.....

Joke 1:
7.30 am....Shane was with me and Nana walked in and asked "so are they any hot chicks?" ngam ngam got 2-3 chubby chicks walked in... and I answered... no la... all look like siu yuk(roasted pork) got la....No one laughed..... Nana didn't get the joke because she was malay and...Shane didn't get it because he's a vegetarian

Joke 2:
Shane and kawanz and I were waiting at d lobby of Inti...as always... I called him vegetarian...Then there's this girl named Saiyung.... So....talking talking.... then Saiyung walked past us... I said... eh Vegetarian...that's your friend Sayur...... She got damn offended though... I kena marah

Joke 3:
Social experiment.... Lingerie (lahn-zhuh-rey)
yea.... lecturer pronounced it wrongly.... Alexie was bitching bout it to me.... and I said... you try and see.... lingerie lingerie to all our kawan...ask them questions bout it and keep repeating it, con-damn-firm they won't correct you wan.... true enough.... like 95% really thought it was pronounced lingerie. Hafizah and Jerusha corrected me on the spot....

O well... the real joke came when YuJia ask me to tell me stories (she claims that having TRASH talk with Daniel relives stress =[ ). So yeah.... she was one of she victim who didn't corrected Alexie..... Conversation went:

Daniel: ya....bout the Lingerie thingy I was talking about...
YuJia: Ya.... I chose Blue what....(instant reply)
Daniel: ya.... that's not the right pronunciation
YuJia: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee
Daniel, Alexie and Shane : LOLOLOLOLOLOL
*in case you were actually S-L-O-W, I was referring to Lingerie, not Blue*

Joke 4:
it was 31st May.... Baskin Robbin!!!! long story short... we were at the counter and was about to pay the Half-gallon...How much Dry Ice sir? I went..... 10 Jam... kerana I nak simpan mayat..... Man....damn it.... you readers had to be there... the look on their faces...dah la stress long queue kan... LOLZ!!!

Joke 5:
Shane and I was again...at Inti lobby.... talking.... then Mr Siew came along....we noticed him...that's all...not his actions or what so ever.....But he perasan that we did... He was trying to stuff his wallet back into his back pocket and was having difficulties.

He said: wallet damn thick got a lot of money *while waving the wallet*....that's why very hard to go in....

Shane and I: =.=" hahaha... wa....show off ar Sir....lolz

*Mr Siew is my course accouting lecturer....he seems in a DAMN GOOD mood telling us bout his money!!! =D*

Joke 6
was Skyping with a kawan....voice call....heavy lag, my voice was breaking up...I asked...Do you follow politics?

she came up with...... *epic!*

DANIEL FAILS HARD!!! LOL

took me 10 seconds to figure it out on how she meant it...LOL...

FAIL and FTW

FAIL




WIN

FTW!

PHAIL!!!

This 2010.... I've seen darn funny/sad/PHAIL material stuffs.... and there's 48 weeks to go!!! damn!!!!



Spy NEXT Door!!!
PHAIL-o-meter: 9/10



The passing of the Sultan of Johor...
PHAIL-o-meter: 8/10


try DEEP THROAT!?!?! GAWD DAMN!!!!!
actually it was just poor English excecution....pity...
PHAIL-o-meter: 10/10

Everyone is RACIST!!!

Now I know why Penang is so Fucking screwed up...with Malays tearing the Chinese picture, Malays warning Chinese to be careful and all... In fact, I think the people living there in Penang itself is screwed up.




This gal randomly chat with me online.... and in all the conversation...she kept asking about whether I'm Chinese or not?....tak a look....



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hoho.....blardy celaka lor this gal... Now you know why Ahmad said something.... Hmmmm I think the screwed-up-ness in Penang among races is bad and we.... most city folks don't see it.... And you all readers know that May 13 started of in Penang right?

I think both the Malays and Chinese there really have to work something out among themselves if not it will turn like Isreal and Palestine....


And I think that we Chinese from oher states should not feel anything from this Fucking-Blardy-Didn't got caught by ISA - Ahmad because we here can be considered living with other races peacefully..od course there are racist remarks everyday...but heck... we are MALAYSIANS!!! and we're proudly doing it for 51 years...it's part of us...it makes us who we are today in the eyes of the world!!!

No comment on ISA happenings.... Just that the wrong people are arrested and it makes ISA and the CURRENT RULING GOVERMENT look STUPID