Trip To Monash Uni Sunway

I sat in a lecture at Monash Uni today..... AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!!!


very nice very nice.....

haha.... campus nice.... food alright... people many....

Chiqs..... ABUNDANCE!!!!!! every damn corner, every damn floor.... sure got at least 2!!! omg.... enjoy your time there Ken...

people I saw there:

Simran: didn't seem interested to meet an old friend.... hmmm.
Shaun Lai: with the white people.... all cool
Wai Leong: didn't notice my presence though I touched him....
Sasha, Pei Wen: I didn't say hi to her....
Vincent Chua: still the same asshole back in high school
Kim Han: Some important dude for a room.... Good for you man...haha

Hope I didn't miss anyone out.....


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Noon onwards after lunch with Ken... I head of to college to spend time with Mus and LeRoy... chilled around AC, Dota, saw some got slapped in FTZ... pyramid...NO PUMA SHOES FOR MUS...Nadz stalking me *takut betulz!*

and stone till now.... bosan betul... hope tomorrow would be super awesome... hope my 5019 comes!!!!! SHIT I CAN'T WAIT!

Rich Indians....

are the biggest and most snobbish annoying fuckers in Malaysia..... like how calculative chinese can be when they're even richer.

This Brown big ass fucker talk dirt to me as if I'm worth nothing in the world.... I was doing him a favor and he scolded me for it just because my company's staffs are following the company's protocol.... how the fuck my colleagues in Gardens is gonna know whether you're rich or not? VIP or not?... fuck you la you bring business.... even kids can afford their own iPhones la.... brown fuck... go die la!!!

I was explaining to him why it didn't work out because they have to adjust the rebates.... which entitles him to RM 20 more..... Then he said:

RM20 only what... never mind la...RM 20 is how much it cost for me to go there. you know not... RM 20 is nothing compared to what I earn RM 1000 daily....

fuck you old man.... fuck you... if things didn't work out... call Gardens yourself and settle la... but the excuse was... eh I ask you to do is because I know you, no one knows me in Gardens....

Do I look like the damn Machines Director to him? blardy bastards... just because you buy some stuffs then you wanna talk big and threaten me and my comapany? you can take you damn brown ass and shit in another Apple Store for all I care you brown bastard!!!

Fucking Devil... come in.. all nice nice and like to put his hands around me.... fark... the next time you do that... you go to hell.


Machines have VIP guest/customers such as Datuk Ahmad Merican, Yang Di-Pertuan Agung and many more big VIP... and they are all HUMBLE!!! and NICE PEOPLE!!! you wanna know the main thing in common with them NOT EVEN ONE IS INDIAN!.... DAMN YOU!!!

to all my currently indian friends... please don't grow old to be those typical snobbish indians... period!

Moving On.... Anne Hathaway

Well... since Jessica Alba is married and with a kid now.... the one dream girl shifts to someone rather younger... and now it's Anne Hathaway

I like this shot.... trust me, not for the volume of the breast, but the volume of her lips...
*Jizz in my pants...haha*

What I really love about Anne? hmmm, her skintone!!! especially when she bears her shoulders... and of course, the smile...and the eyes too...but my dad don't agree with me...
but heck!!!

I love you Anne!!!

but reality check.... she ain't that clean compared to Jessica Alba, a lot of nude scenes in movies. Guess that is why she's up there now....haihz.....

Lancome ambassador...

Daniel......has the hots for Judge.... =D

Firstly,



Kara Dioguardi, American Idol's latest judges... I think I'm attracted to the skin tone...

I love my Blog SideBar

taken by N

@ Gardens Starbucks waiting for A & M

Kinda regret la... cut so short... haihz... but... it will grow back =p....

DragonBall hair days... =D starting to miss it now.... =\

Arshavin!!!! HITS 4 past LIVERFOOL

First Semester at Inti

Hmm..... as mentioned on Facebook

"academically average, socially hot"

hmmm, made many many friends... had lots of good time... not to mention the chiqs... Life for the first quater of 2009 had been a blast. Till today... I splurged RM 5351 on everything... farking hell.... hehe. So poor la me...

Happenings at Inti:

First Friend: Shane Chooi
He's the dude who welcomed me into class and... made me spent a lot at Mont Kiara...haha

Closest Friend: Mustaqim Arifin
heh heh... "Jizz in my pants"... always sings that from time to time, this dude is the next uber cool Malay friend that I have in Uni life.... not to mention the previous such as Syahfique and Izzat.

Cutest Friend: Carissa Gan
*melts*

Smartest Friend: Ezen
This girl... OMG...... 95 for AG test 1 and 96 for Adv Mid-term exams.... omg.... don't mess with this chiq.... 0.0


then many many kawans.... which I'm actually lazy to list it down.... 89% reliability on new friends...especially when it comes to assignment... most calls gets me the answers I want... haha

Just finish exams though... and we head to KL to lepak! These are some photos taken:

I love my shots!...haha...

Me with Mr. Buff Jon Sum

Birthday Girl with her Boyfriend

Never trust a transvestite to take photos... jeezzz *I think it was transvestite, nampak pelik doh*

Hisham plotting to kill Jose?

More pictures here!

Diploma Graduation

Ah..... Diploma graduation... 2days brfore my finals.... attended cause my mom wanted it.... didn't turn out so bad.... met all my old kaki there... :D weeee

then there was this gal.... jeez... keep calling me lousy.... lousy... wtf!!!! the most stupidest and innocent thing I ever hear from a gal who is trying to say "you suck" actually... not to mention the stupid chinesity accent that goes along with it.... uhhhh such a turn off

Wearing a robe for real for the first time in my life.... feeling: hot!!!! sweat like hell!!! so leceh... felt like a flying squirrel..... jeez... wanna sit and stand up is such a hassle.... :(

Worst part... as usual... registration.... the person in-charge came late....and they gave my refund-deposit cheque to the wrong guy.... fucking incompetent staff of SEGi.... bitch... excuse was... name sounded alike... fark you bitches... just because the surname is the same then you give... such an asshole!

for more picutres.. please click here....

Later on that evening... Ken forced me to go to Luna Bar...haha...was hesitant though but heck... pigi jugak... awesome place though.... would've regret if didn't go.

more pictures here!!!!

Since When??!?!?!?!?!?!

heeeeeeyyyyyy....
since when Datuk Shah Rukh Khan was Tag's ambassador?

The New....

Monday Journal: It Ends Here

Well it's exams week... and it started of with English (one day one paper... jeez)

So yeah... it's the end of my 10 straight of classes on Mondays... well, I made it! It isn't that difficult.... If I can do it, so can anyone. I wonder why other people like admin staffs and friends.

T was American Government exam, errr survived I guess.... Jeez... life in college was never this tension before.... I didn't even slack much this time around.... been enjoying life, buy not slacking...

So... wonder what's next semester's timetable gonna be like....

Monday Journal: The End is Coming...

ALL ASSIGNMENTS DONE... finally.... jeez... tension off my shoulder... so tension that when I was trying out clothes for my presentation... I took a random picture as it is showing below this post.....

This monday? started of with skipping english class and chilling at McD with Shane and Ezen...then back to college due to stomach issues and hang or a bit with M and Leroy. Class at 10... advertising test..... funniest test I ever taken... Done... hanged with M, Leroy, Shane, Wu, Nana, Sook Ping and Farina... bosan time...

Other highlights of the day would be my impromptu speech... Tabloid... gotten 21/25... not to shabby la.... haha

later... Dota!!! finally picked up the winning style again with M stealing all my kills....ok... most of it..... 1 kill 3 death 17 assists...

Jeez!!!!!

Psykotha Comedy Presents:

Mat Lawak!

Curiousity TORE the PUSSY

Hmm, I was wondering how original I was with that line since I modified a proverb... so ya.... Google(d) and found nothing exactly the same... WOO HOO...

Then I came across what I thought was a sex story as the cache results highlighted the word tore and pussy.... Fine.... curious as hell... clicked! Masala4India

.... it is a sex story... fine.... an INDIAN sex story.... forget about indian porn, where there might be a possibility that d pornstar might just stop fucking in the middle and start running round the bed to sing... Sex story... A WHOLE NEW LEVEL of....funny!...haha

Let me quote from the most "TURN ON" part of the story...

...She had medium sized boobs and unshaved armpits and unshaved pussy. At this point, she was sweating heavily out of nervousness. I then kissed her in her armpits and I could smell her body, which aroused me.

Rephrase... unshaved armpits, sweating like hell.. and he kisses the SWEATY armpit?

Jeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... makes me think back bout myself.... wakaka... heck no I didn't kiss hairy armpits. O btw, the story is bout a 24 year old who still lives with his parents CONvinced a 52 year old ADARTU to have sex...ha ha ha....

But there was some good info for men.... especially to 1-minute-man.... search on Vajroli...and you might just save your pride.

~Curiousity tore the pussy

Bonding with Kawans

well, my day didn't really start off like this, by drawing someone's mom as ordered by the english lecturer...jeezzzz

It was rather unexpected....sitting at the old bench at the old Inti block...checking out anything that moves, from that red thread on the floor moving to many GREEN people today (pakai baju green). Then came Kacang-girl as she sat next to me though she had only 10 minutes before her class starts. But the conversation was too nice to be ended and we went on and on. It's those kind of conversation which are kinda deep, fun and sick at parts...but damn, the last time I had this kinda talk.....AGES AGO!.... spent like 2 hours talking.... *time flies* even some friends who were passing by us a few times were like... wtf.. one hour...are you crazy?.... swt?

Later after class, been a little devil after that.... took a few sticks =p lunched, do assignment and then watched Fast and Furious with my INTI KAKI. It's nice...and there's no ending credit shyt.... wasted our time....haha