MALAYSIAN STUPID APPLE USERS FAQ

Q: Is iPad useful ar?
A: Ya, to knock your stupid head!

Q: eh boy, I just bought my iPhone....can teach me how to use...I dunno anything?
A: oh sure......*you silly OLD BASTARD*

Q: When iPhone 4G coming out?
A: no such thing sir... iPhone4 got...

Q: I buy from you I get discount ar?
A: No

Q: Why so expensive ar?
A: Cause my boss Chinese

Q: Why the Apple logo kena bite ar? I know, rotten d... HAHAHA
A: yes yes....and yet you bought one

Q: walks into Apple Shop..... Where is the Toilet?
A: the Concierge is RIGHT OUTSIDE!

Q: Why Mac so expensive ar?
A: No sir, you're just poor.

Q: Can I install Windows on this? I buy this just to use Windows
A: ... RICH+STUPID=RETARD

Q: calls at 12:30 am.....eh Mac got games ar?
A: YES

Q: calls from India... eh my Mac got problem.....
A: WOW!!!! mana la I tau!!! call the cust. care la...it is in INDIA!


Q: calls from Vietnam... eh Daniel, remember me? your friend from SEGi, bought a Macbook White from you last time.eh my Mac got problem,where to service ar?.....
A: who the HELL IS THIS? after 30seconds into conversation.....o ya... that big boobs chick