Why I like it Longer

Haha....

Looooooooooo000000000oooooooooo00000000000000000000GER!!!

Long has always been an issue... but let me share this story with you before I pitch my post...

I was at work (Machines Sunway Pyramid)...normal day but a African guy came... which an accent so THICK... came in asking for earphones with a long cable. Have you ever hear a black guy speak with a thick + English accent?

He came to me and this is what I heard, my colleague next to me heard the same thing

African dude: do you have an earphones which Longgar? you know... One side Longgar...I want a new one like this man.

Daniel: err...hmmm... ah huh.... yea... is it loose?... but we only sell this one sir... the Y-shaped earphones(equal length on both sides[as Apple only sell the Basic Apple earphones and other brands are also Y-shaped])

African dude: no no no no... longgar longgar.one side longgar...so it easier!..do you understand my English my friend?

Daniel: ya I do... 50:50...*one side loose? or what?.... damn*(took me awhile to actually notice his hand motion which actually says LONGER!!!)

Holy shyt... I told him that we don't have it and he walked off... we laughed through the whole night...

Longgar.... I mean...longer... has always been an issue in the society

hey... we should spend time longer, today you so free what...
hey.... I don't like Long-Distant relationship
hey... why so long never call me
hey... what took you so long
HEY... why yours so short one???? I love it LONGER!!!!!
Hey... SamyVellu... Longer Penang Bridge...possible not?
Hey... Subway 6 inch sandwich where got enough... take the longer one... foot-long!
hey... LONG TIME NO SEE... you SO FAT already ah!!!!
Spock: Live Long... and Prosper!

~my girlfriend is gonna kill me on this one... :(

Society tried making the word sound good... like iTalk, Digi, Maxis and Celcom.... talking longer and all.... but ehh... not interested!...

But then came along LG with the NEW CHOCOLATE phone!!! Well... Hope I get it! Fuck iPhone! though its great but every ama,akong,ah lian,ah beng, ah cai, ah mui, ma chan and etc etc uses WTF!!!! its not special anymore! Besides... 21:9 HD ratio... hmm.. movies like Avatar would never be the same again on a Phone! Holding the New Chocolate would just be an eye-catcher of the Day. Weeee....Adding to that, I can replace my Nokia 6233 which has a talk-time as long as 7 minutes(then it dies)... And my Motorola Razr2 V9 needs a new companion in my pocket. Plus, I can talk even Looooooooooo000000000oooooooooo00000000000000000000GER with my girl since my Hotlink is on my Nokia while Digi is on my Motorola... My Hotlink is building up credit like mad!!! RM100++ already!! and I only use it to text as I can't using it to call...battery issues.

~Note: My baby is a very nice girl... And I love that photo!!! =p