Daniel Turnin Geek?

hoho....I didn't noticed that completely until I was applying a job at MACHINES *shops which sells Mac stuffs* and was explaning the Blu-Ray technology to my friend, not to mention sharing my knowledge on the latest Apple laptop which he isn't aware about, plus I'm like so ON when I'm watching Apple's 2008 Keynote Address.


>.<"

Shyt!!! So I came home and took a few online tests to see how I fair out and here are some:

36% Geek

You are 52% geek/nerd.

You're getting there. I would bet you own a computer, have a subscription to PC Mag and buy music off iTunes. Good. You're geek enough to get along with the rest of the world and not be completely lost.

How geek are you?
Take More Quizzes

Well, those are just results from test that has badges....
but it's around 40%.....coz I seriously can't speak Kinglion*or whatever that is* or elf....dunno what nut language I tell you....
keke...

SO ya...I"m geek...and I kinda love it....especially explaining it to guys who know nothing....heh heh....such and EGO booster!!!!

Back To Life stories...............

Well....Cinderella really wants to know about my life....k-po giler......sounds like my fairy God mother wei *wait...that makes her sound old.....my cute small ThinkerBell (That's better)*


Anyways....2008? what's it really about?

Good news is that I gotten my driver's license on 10 January after passing the test on 3rd Jan. Bad news is that my braces is still on....sobs. What's there to really really smile about? To put it all out, I got an ex who thinks she's hotter, an ex who is hotter actually now...*how relevant???* waiting for a job offer, looking forward to Valentine's and not Chinese New Year, errrr what else....o ya...hate the fact that Faye said my taste on gals jatuh......=( , thinking bout this one gal too much that I can't sleep *ooooooooo........nah I ain't sharing*.

Well ThinkerBell, most of what I've written above I've shared it with you already...so....guess you gonna be bored reading this....Anyways....the crush is still ON

Venturing

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Wish I was.....American!!!!

An American who lives in America of course not in stupid 3rd world Malaysia. In MacWorld Keynote Address 2008, Steve Jobs has previewed so much that Apple has to offer in 2008

That event happened in the 2nd week of 2008 and he said:

"It's only the first TWO weeks of 2008......we have 50 more to go"


walau....best line so far this 2008 =D

Anyways...What am I envy of?

First is the jaw dropping new Google Maps on the iPhone/iPod Touch
iTunes Movie Rental *which only in America and to go international soon(the 21 listed countries, STUPID MALAYSIA not included)*

Which comes to my main point...iTunes Store is not AVAILABLE here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid Malaysia...stupid Piracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! siapa salah? the person leading the country la!!!!

Update Update!!!!

Keke.....after MacBook Air, now Apple pushes out some software update....keke and damn it looks nice, especially for iPod Touch.

Sucky part is that the latest update after 1.1.3 is that users have to pay for it....and its USD 19.99
Of course its a very small pinch for the Home of Apple*The Americans*
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what about Asian Fanatics like me???? I spend RM1.7k for your product and now you're asking me to pay for an update? a little the evil right?

I don't mind though but heck....iTunes is not even in Malaysia....harlow?!??!!??!

Wanna be impressed by Apple again?...

HERE HERE!!!

Hyper Mode!!!

Firstly....
CLOVERFIELD SUCKS!!!!!!!! *lucky I didn't super insist that you come and watch it with me =\*

but Rendition was nice though...I layan-ed it to the max!!!!

keke....my day was slow slow though


After movie...thank Heaven TWICE, lucky I get to hitch a ride back with Ernest... =D
Not long during the ride, I got super hyper till I lupa myself when the True Fitness gal called me back to give me a 7 days Trial. Here's how the conversation went:


Cute talking gal: Hi, is this Daniel Goh

Daniel: ya....thats me

Cute talking gal: Hi, I'm from True Fitness and I'm calling to offer you a 7 day trial.

Daniel: Err, O i see....wait....where did you get my info?

Cute talking gal: your friend...

Daniel: which fren? name?

Cute talking gal: ala....your friend la.....

Daniel: Ar......are you stalking me?...stalker huh...main main ar you.....

Cute talking gal: eh, where got? I call you...you say I stalking you, anyways datang la and drop by

Daniel: malas la...i tak de kereta

Cute talking gal: Then come la with your kawan...*marketing crap talk*

Daniel: ala...I busy la...tak nak la....I malas *playful talk*

Cute talking gal: Funny la you.....how old are you ar? *giggles*

Daniel: I'm 20 this year....Kenapa...nak date I ke?

Cute talking gal: eh tak da la.....I'm around that age too....keke

*more marketing crap talk*
*cut short also...*

Daniel: I tengok dulu k macam mana....I cannot promise you anyting k. Anyways....what's your name? =D

Cute talking gal: O...you just drop by then cari me k...I'm Shikin...k...bye...



wakaka...Fun-NESS la talk with this kinda people...They know they won't get sales from me but at least I give them a good laugh and make their job feel worth it.... =D

Then...I got a SMS from "PaceMaker"......that person really makes my heart beat!!!
*at this point.....Daniel's heart is pumping so fast..........its just fast =D*


Love it Love it Love it!!!!!!

how to let it out?

Just one day and it feels like this...does it mean anything?
this heart pumping is not only nervous bout the upcoming job interview...but also a person that I set my eyes on for like almost 2years.

boys are stupid...throw stone at them, at some point....the smallest thing can be the biggest hoo-ha!!! and I'm afraid I'm gonna mess this up.

who to share with besides a gal friend who has a bomb in hand, the other liking a senior and one....finally getting some attention from testosterone.

I hope I look forward towards my tech gadgets babies more than anything....=D

but I can't stop thinking bout you....

Mac Maniac

Woo hoo....Apple is out with a new thing!!!!...which goes along with my theme this year!!!! Slim Slim SLIM!!!!! Apple iPod Touch, pair with the Razr 2 V8 that I dream....plus this....OMG.....Chicks will call me slim though I'm fat!!!...wakaka



*thou shall be as slim as possible, good job JOB*


see see...watch the ad!!!!



wanna know more about the MAC BOOK AIR?!?!?!?!

watch this!!!

or

read this!!!

Who Wants to Meet The Spartans on January 25th?

I need I need I want I want!!!!!

2008....

In need and want of new stuffs of course and lets not talk bout attire...borinnnnnn.....

When it comes to Daniel, it means Technology!!!! *I wonder why I didn't study IT program*


Anyways....since a hefty buy of a laptop and an iPod Touch in 2007 which sums up to almost RM 4039, I think the spending spree is bout to continue... *O please MACHINES reply my job application ASAP* (baru la byk duit!!!!) wakaka

okok.... I need 1 important thing and crave the other 2....

Firstly I need my Apple Protection Plan to cover my iPod's warranty for the 2nd year as well...hmmmm....RM 219....Fucking the painful lor, so expensive!!!



Now...down to my cravings!!!! a new phone!!!!! hmmm....though I'm a fan of the user friendly Nokia, but now its time to switch to the ever gaya Motorola Razr 2 V8. Slim, slick and shinning...this phone is superb gaya-ness if paired with my slim iPod Touch.... :D




And And...the most important partner in the world......an iPod speaker for my room so I can blast my songs out of my iPod....wakaka. JBL speakers would be a big dream but I could settle for a medium ranged Altec Lansing which cost about RM 500++




Why are these stuffs important? of course it's to make me happy, unlike somethings you invest in that has hurts me or makes me sad.....jeez....a waste of time betul!!!


*I miss you though gal...was thinking bout you all night*

Hopes for a car.......Gone I guess...

Well....Daniel is well known for weird outburst of temper in random situation...keke, quite hidden though....

Well well this time around I was having a bad stomach ache and my mom is driving telling me crap stories while I'm just minutes away from college....sakit like crap I tell you....

So I'm almost reaching college as my mom and I was at the corner of USJ2 where there was a kindergarten and this was Volvo was stupid slow....ok la...still acceptable but damn sakit ='(

Then suddenly she damn last minute left signal and stop...


*in my head I was like KANENABO BITCH*

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as my mom turn to cut her....my itchy reached over the hon and I HON the FUCK out of her....then then as my car pass her's....fuyoh...I gave her the FINGER...



TAKE THAT YOU PENGUIN BITCH...ingat you pandu Volvo means you own Malaysia ar?
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

YOU BITCH!!!!


My mom was dead shock then she said:


wah, lidat means cannot buy car for you....damn gengster ar you, doesn't mean you stomach ache then you can do people lidat....


I don't give 2 Fucks of what she said, dash across to college....

and
and..

RELIEVED

but come to think of it....jahat la I....wakaka


Anyways, two of my gal friends said I'm evil....coz just stomach ache...
I said: When you wanna give birth I'll see whether you'll act the same way not....

well of course it's a big difference but my stomach ache was as bad like a fetus trying to be born.....FROM THE ASS!!!!.....

Futsal 2008

First game of the year for me....was nice, ok....and disappointing at some point.

Couldn't sleep the night b4 coz of the adrenaline pumping....shyt wrong timing *Thanks to Mr. B*
kanasai.....there are just some things I'm way better of than you!!! so shut up!

After playing for a while, I was nicknamed Daniel Tevez... I'm like harlow!!! Do I look like a Fucking monkey to you?.......

Joel replies: no la......just that you don't have a neck, just like him *WTF-ness!!!*

Surprsingly Yap from DIA was good, our pairing was nice!!! but not nice enough.
Ryan looks like he lack games and no offense Andy, learn to stop ball please =p

Joel-> was still in his game style
Vijay-> heh heh nice leader!!!
Ken-> stupid pussy overactor!!!!....like woman in larbour

Btw, I stitched my shoe back.....well at least 1 pair of it *woo hoo!!!*


Anyways Anyways, the joke of the day came from Andy for almost perfecting his answer for the following question:

One night, you're driving back in a storm and as you pass the bus stop, you see this 3 person,

First, the ONE & ONLY that you know you'll love till cows come home
Second, a dying old lady
Third, Your BESTest friend....

What would you do so that all 4 of you benefits from this situation...
*your car is a 2 seater....like a Smart for 2 ya noe....keke*

The best answer for people who have not heard this is that......let your friend take the car and drive the dying old lady to the hospital while you sit under the bus stop with the dream gal =D

But Andy's almost perfect answer was:

get out of the car, let your friend drive the car, put the old lady in passenger seat....and....take your dream gal.....................
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and put in the trunk...

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Andy....you're the man!!!!

Babi-fied

Why can't the right people disturb me? talk to me? instead I get annoyed by people last I wanna see... heartbreak sadness when I look at Ms. J 2day *not to say she has a screwed up face* but looking at her made me think lots....lots and lots till I let it all out on my ever available victim...my mom and my sis.

You know what I need to take away all this shyt?....a new Razr 2...

*I need you*

2008 So Far...

Well....1 week of college already....how's it?

some things never change....some always M.I.A from responsibilities, some can't make up their mind *I think bias.... or like lalang*, SEGi....is ever sagging of not so good looking students and management is still...*well the name speaks for itself*. Some improved, better looking though bigger or smaller...


3 Subjects, 5 months to go and I won't see the same faces ever again.....*hopefully....wakaka...lol?*


Finance class was....

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lecturer can say that he hoped that he gave a good lesson last Wednesday.....*Damn SS!!*
Ya Semm....I feel your pain.....keke... I miss Wen Cheng and Wen Kwan *the reliable sisters :D*

Well...hope results are ok this time so I can finally get my job....keke...but parents ask me to join fitness center....hmmmm tempting giler...

Game Plan was good...so was American Gangster *not many gals would like it....its 2 hours plus*...so far that two only.....Rendition looks good though, waiting for Batman and Ironman =D

Missing Kid Part 2

Er....recently...or 2day actually our Minister of Women's affair and child....or watsoever....Sharizat smth smth her name....said that the latest kidnapping of Shaline is not by a le kidnapper, but syndicate is involved.....HALO....your degree is from where? or do you need a Degree in Common Sense?

Why would syndicate play hide and seek with the police for a STUPID small gal? or sticking cucumber and brinjal for that matter?....you think our syndicate so free nothing to do? if they wanna play that game...they'll play it on your child you stupid head.

OR

OR

are you trying to tell the gal's parent's that she's DEAD already since syndicate would rip out every working organ in her and sell....not play cucumber and brinjal.....maybe maybe put in kidney beans as replacement of her kidney that they taken....


Election is coming up...watch what you say ministers, or watch where you poke your "thing"...Don't make a fool of yourself and the party.....stupid!!!

Define...

How is a gal hot?
boobs?
round ass?
hair long and nice?
eyes? etc...etc...etc.....

Me...errr....whatever you people wanna say but my friend just said

"smile is your fetish"


I'm like...riiiiiite

okok, this is how it goes for me...
What I'm gonna say doesn't ever contradict who I've dated...wakakaka *like la I dated a dozen*

Looking beautiful in 8 out of 10 of their photo album...and beautiful is especially the smile, *smile fetish, I know....* eyes and hair. Skin colour is usually ain't a prob *racist giler(aren't we all???)*


what else....? errr....well the above is usually at first sight....moving on to knowing the person. Rule of THE THUMB....1st language must be ENGLISH!!!!...coz, basically I'm a banana and the last thing I need is the gal to badmouth about me in some language I don't understand *wakaka*. (but but....I didn't know you don't speak english all the time...coz u chat wid me in english.....dont marah ya =p)

Dressing is never an issue,*shyt said it too soon* of course LALA gals....hmmm....never I seen a HAWT LALA girl....will post it up when I notice one aights....keke...

Missing Kid

o no...no to help the parents to spread the word..
but to spread the word that they are FUCKING irresponsible!!!


This just in from NTV 7 news just now, another malay gal went missing....let's just hope its not longs beans that their gonna find in the autopsy this time.

Well, statically this is like second case in the space of 12 months which is a MALAYsian with a missing kid. Who is it to be blame? Our newly wed Prime Minister who keep hiking prices of everything??? or the stupid VERY PRODUCTIVE parents who are not even bothered to really take care of their child?

Why bother being sad and cry on National TV when your "beloved" child is missing? Just produce another one and tell the new one how unlucky the old one was and what idiotic parents they are.....gosh.....STUPID FACTS!!!



Lastly...I would like to tell the parents.....SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!!

Game Plan!!!!

woo hoo....The Rock's body like rock...keke
nice movie!!!!! especially when he's in tights...
His second football movie so far...can't expect much action as it is a family movie

Roselyn Sánchez
is SO SO SO SO beautiful....unique-nya *slurp slurp drool drool*






AHHHHHH....I want you!!!!...err....to teach me Spanish...wakaka
too bad she's engaged already....*dreams shatters ='(*

new born DOTA freak

ngek ngek ngek..i know I'm like 4 years plus slow but hey...its better late than never right? huhu...

so...what's so nice bout it?...haha
for me...its jsut the magic, spells and speed!!!

keke....heck I can't play melee except using the blind brothers...
=D

CNY shopping spree

okok.....Screw New Year....but the Chinese New Year is coming up...
along with Valentines too ok...

so...lets shop shop shop for baju
I got this friend....wanna make money jual badan.....eh eh...no....jual baju.....

she is trust-able, from what I can remember but don't you worry, fear not can one!!!

keke...anyways...for Malaysia only, sorry other readers...if you can't shop, then just "feast your eyes on the blog"

Hot chick
Erotica
Guess Bags
Dresses
Tops


Here are some pictures:





So gals....like what you see?

go on then...it is affordable and cheaper then normal kua... I don't know la

Guys...this is where you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone...shop for your girlfriend and drool on the model....unlike the mannequin doll which is so white

go go go!!!!

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